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Joke of the Day

"CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home"

"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."

"once there was a king He was very Poor"

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."

"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."

"Context is Everything The irony."

"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"

"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"