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Joke of the Day

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."

"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"

"I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"

"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."

"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"

"You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"My mute grandfather always said:"