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Joke of the Day

"You know what really brings out the child in me? Abortion."

"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman."

"Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high"

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"

"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."