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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."

"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."

"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."

"Mom, can you take us to the maul? -teen bears, probably"

"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."

"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."