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Joke of the Day

"I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time."

"How is soy and dildos similar? They're both meat substitutes"

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"How do trees get online? They just log in..."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"

"I'm a Vegan Rasta... If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it."

"Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes."