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Joke of the Day

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."

"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"

"You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That's me. I am that cow."

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"

"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."

"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."

"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."

"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"