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"Have you heard about that new program that only the living can watch? You'd have to be dead to miss it!"

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"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"
"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."
"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"
"What do you call a religious duck? A Quacker"
"dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?"
"""The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."" - The worst surgeon in the world"
"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
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