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Joke of the Day
"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."
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"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"
"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."
"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."
"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."
"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"
"grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there"
"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."