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Joke of the Day

"Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah"" The other one says, ""Fuck, I was gonna say that!"""

"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"

"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"

"A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there."""

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"

"Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious."

"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."

"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."