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Joke of the Day

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"

"What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw his hands up"

"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."

"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues."

"Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you. It's a form of copper recycling."

"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."