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Joke of the Day

"This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked."

"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"

"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."

"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."

"I was blind for a while after eye surgery. Those were dark times."

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"WIFE: Did you buy eggs? ME: Even better. I bought a goat. W: How is that better? M: *stares confusedly for a full minute* How is it not?"

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"

"Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman."