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Joke of the Day
"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"
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"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"
"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""
"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"
"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"
"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"
"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."
"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"
"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """