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Joke of the Day
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
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"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"
"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."
"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"
"I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about"
"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism."
"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."