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Joke of the Day
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
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"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."
"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"
"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"
"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."
"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"
"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"