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Joke of the Day
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
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"""1. Roll around in bed for a few hours. 2. Get kind of dressed. 3. DON'T EAT!"" - to do list for American Apparel models"
"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."
"If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again."
"What's the highest number in the world? 420"
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
"What did the football say to the football player? I get a kick out of you."
"Watching Animal Hoarders. It's like Snow White only the animals aren't really helping with the cleaning."
"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""