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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."

"Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass"

"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."

"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."

"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it."