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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face!"

"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."

"Q: How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed? A: Depressed."

"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"

"how can you tell..... how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? when she sits on your face you can no longer hear the background music"