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Joke of the Day

"So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend.... She goes, ""How many other girls have you had sex with?"" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep."

"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"

"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."

"Struggling to understand why you would make a video game about stabbing people with swords instead of a game about petting people"

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""

"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""

"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."

"Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!"" Me: Wrong. Penises."

"I saw an expensive prostitute She gave me lobsters."