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Joke of the Day
"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."
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"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."
"Why are some flowers gangsta ? Cause they carry pistils."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."
"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."
"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"
"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."