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Joke of the Day

"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"

"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""

"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"

"There was a Muslim guy who I went to high school with who was always late we called him 9/12"

"The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father."

"Just bet myself that the guy walking ahead of me was rocking a mustache. Won. Rewarded myself with the delusion that I live a full life."

"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"

"INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM"