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Joke of the Day
"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."
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"I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while."
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"
"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"
"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."
"If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you."
"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"
"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""
"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"