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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"
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"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"
"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."
"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"I've just had my first coffee. To be honest, it wasn't my cup of tea."