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Joke of the Day
"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"
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"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."
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"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."
"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"
"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."
"Did you here that Donald Trump wants to ban canned parmesan cheese? He wants to make America grate again."
"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"