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Joke of the Day

"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."

"What does an educated owl say? Whom."

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."

"Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter looks at her and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"

"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."

"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"

"Be careful - too much sex can result in a balled spot."

"I went on a date with a Vacuum Salesperson last night... It sucked."

"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."