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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"
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"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Facebook: I'm happy! Instagram: I'm pretty! Vine: I'm artsy! Pinterest: I'm crafty! Twitter: I'm lying everywhere but here."
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die"
"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."
"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Give me a beer and a mop."""