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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"what is it about suicide bomber and sperm they both come out bursting"

"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"

"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."

"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."

"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of Einstein's wife's mouth? Einstein's dick."

"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"

"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."

"Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF"