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Joke of the Day
"When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant."
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"Life is like pizza. It makes you fat."
"2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby! Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it? 2: I eat it. Well that escalated quickly."
"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"
"For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun."
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."