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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
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"""I traded my carpet in for bare floors"" --coworker. ""Oh, me too. I love the shaved look."", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet."
"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."
"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."
"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."
"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"
"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."
"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."
"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."