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Joke of the Day
"Life is like pizza. It makes you fat."
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"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."
"""How old are you?"" Things you say to your third child."
"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"
"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese? Camembert."
"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."