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Joke of the Day

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing."

"Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything."

"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"

"I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay."

"A teacher keeps on talking. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!"

"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"

"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"