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Joke of the Day

"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"

"[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free"

"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."

"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."

"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."

"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."