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"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
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"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."
"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"
"Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?"
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"
"I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest. [deleted]"
"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge."
"What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump? One of them is a racist carrot"
"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""