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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"

"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."

"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."

"Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose."

"What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off"

"Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys."

"Who tries to steal fool's gold'? A pyrite!"

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."