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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."

"My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit. He said, ""Like a cheap castle."" I said I was confused. He then explained, ""No ballroom."""

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop? Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them ""Number 2"" pencils?"

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."

"How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar? You have to read ursine."

"My mate lent me $5,000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. He stole my limelight."