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Joke of the Day

"7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop? Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them ""Number 2"" pencils?"

"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"

"Thanks, Obama! The one time the Republicans are actually happy it is Obama's fault that Trump is President."

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"

"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""

"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."

"I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers"

"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."