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Joke of the Day

"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"

"When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, ""name two pronouns."" I said, "" who, me?"""

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"Be good to yourself, you're all you've got."

"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."

"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"

"LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The dye used to color Sesame Street's Elmo red is made from the blood of virgin Canadians."

"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."