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"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"
"Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ? me ?"
"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"
"Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other ""Damn look at those melons!"" The Watermelons reply ""Wow they're such pricks."""
"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."
"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"
"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""