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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"

"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"

"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."