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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"
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"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""
"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."
"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"
"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."
"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."
"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"
"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me."
"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."