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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"

"If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him. That shit is delicious"

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"There are two Jehovah's Witnesses outside... They're applauding my house for some reason."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."