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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?"

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"At first I couldn't get used to all the plants in my living room... But I think I started growing into it."
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"
"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."
"I don't drink so that I'm more fun to be around. I drink so that you're more fun to be around."
"ho ho ho pimp."
"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."
"Never take for granted someone that can make you smile or the fact that you have something to smile about."
"When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook"