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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?"

"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."

"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."

"Blowjobs are like paying your taxes. If you don't do it, you are going to be fucked."

"Original plans for Mt Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun then eat them again at dawn."

"What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader? (snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ..."

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"