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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."
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"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."
"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."
"Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to /u/Diablo182"
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."
"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"
"Homophobia isnt much about fear, true, but I wish it was more like Arachnaphobia(I heard that every year in your sleep you swallow 7 gays)"
"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"