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Joke of the Day

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless."

"What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."

"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."

"If you know this one than we are probably friends. * Man 1: Knock Knock. * Man 2: Who's there? * Man 1: KGB. * Man 2: KGB wh- *get's slapped* * Man 1: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."

"My girlfriends nervous about giving birth. I said don't worry, women have been doing it for over 100,000 years.. .. Or in the case of Republicans, women have been doing it for 6,000 years or less"

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"