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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."

"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"

"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"

"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."

"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"

"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"

"Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed."

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."