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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"
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"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"
"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
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"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."