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Joke of the Day
"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"
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"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."
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"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."
"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"
"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."
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