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Joke of the Day
"Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? My Roku."
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"If the Pope dies, does this means he got a promotion or he got fired?"
"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"
"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"
"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."