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Joke of the Day
"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"
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"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."
"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."
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