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Joke of the Day
"What's the most believed oxymoron? Peaceful muslims"
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"My stages of drunk: 1) onstage 2) backstage 3) hostage"
"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"
"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"""Do unto others and stuff."" (Lesser-known brother, Josh Christ)"
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."
"A bit rapey.. The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from."
"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"
"I have a huge clock. Some would even say it's pendulous."