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Joke of the Day
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
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"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? People actually eat pussy.."
"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."
"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"