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Joke of the Day
"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
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"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."
"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"
"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"
"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."