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Joke of the Day

"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"

"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"

"Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn't binge, though, he just purged."

"A great high-intensity workout is maintaining a neutral expression when someone tells you about a cool place to hear electronic music."

"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."