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Joke of the Day

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"

"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"

"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"

"If you rape a hooker/prostitute... is that actually shoplifting?"

"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"

"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."